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Why I’m Renaming Pride Month to Balls Out Brotherhood Month 🦁🍒

Why I’m Renaming Pride Month to Balls Out Brotherhood Month 🦁🍒

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Jul 17, 2025
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Let’s be honest.

Pride Month has been hijacked by rainbow capitalism, plastic flags made in factories, and sterile corporate slogans that scream “diversity!” while hiding the raw, pulsating truth of our embodied joy.

It’s time for a wilder celebration. A realer remembrance. A return to the roots.

I hereby rename it:

🍒

BALLS OUT BROTHERHOOD MONTH

🦁

This isn’t about just being proud of your sexuality, identity, or who you love.

This is about reclaiming your sacred meat.

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