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THE HAIR OF THE PENIS & SCROTUM

A Brotherhood Manifesto for the Natural Male Body

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Will Blunderfield
Sep 26, 2026
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Brothers, somewhere along the way, the modern male body, especially hairy bushes and scrotal sacks, became something we were taught to apologize for.

Trim it. Shave it. Hide it. Deodorize it into oblivion. Never let another man see too much of it. Keep your towel wrapped firmly around your waist. Make sure your chest, armpits and groin look controlled, sanitized and commercially acceptable.

But the male animal was never designed to look prepubescent.

A mature man grows hair.

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